The Strictly Spoiler

Time for the final time this year (yes not even the BBC are stupid enough to pre record the results of the final of their flagship reality show) to reveal what the BBC don’t think you need to know until tomorrow night. And that is who fell at the final hurdle and who made it into next weeks live final. So thanks to the miracle that is the Internet and its ability to rapidly transmit information around the globe in seconds, here are the results:

Natalie and Patrick had to dance off. The judges saved Natalie. Patrick was eliminated. Sophie, Natalie, Abbey and Susanna are the finalists. All female final!!!!

Complain if you want to the BBC. They won’t listen!

Brucie was away having a 3rd set of his longevity treatments, but for one contestant the longevity is well and truly over. And thanks to the miracle of the internet, for the penultimate time (yes not even the BBC is stupid enough to prerecord the final) you can find out the result before the BBC think you need to know. So here it is:

Patrick and Ashley had to dance off. The judges saved Patrick. Ashley (and more importantly Ola *sob*) was eliminated.

Complaints to the BBC while I go have a good cry

It was musical week and the BBC is keeping you waiting to find out who it was curtains for. However you don’t need to wait, all thanks to the miracle of the internet. So here are the results:

Mark and Ashley had to dance off. You don’t need me to tell you that the judges saved Ashley (and thankfully Ola too). Mark was (finally) eliminated!

Complaints to the BBC as always